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...of things I never thought I'd see! I open my new Creating Keepsakes magazine & idly flip through a couple of pages. Lots of Thanksgiving & Fall stuff...and a full-page add featuring a 3-D, practically life-size Martha Stewart-label SKULL & CROSSBONES. Hmmm. Apparently you can decorate them with the sold-separately glittering set. They are repulsively arranged as some sort of centerpiece complete with dried moss. This is most definitely a side of Martha that I've never seen before.